Four friends... well, THREE friends, and a guy no one really quite 'got,' are... come to think of it, the third guy never really said much, he just sort of tagged along. Ok, lets start again.

So TWO friends, a third wheel and a bloke no one really felt comfortable around, EMBARK on a journey of... well actually, they're sort of forced into it, by being sucked into a swirling vortex and spat out the other side in a parallel dimension swarming with monsters and the undead...

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They weren't the type of people who embark on anything more taxing than a trip to the local Chinese takeaway. But, nevertheless, a swirling vortex, ravenous monsters, crumbling temple ruins, hungry swarms of the undead and a bloody big dragon are exactly the kinds of things they will have to come to face as they fight, for, their, very, LIVES!

Melodrama aside, someone really cocked up when they chose these lot to defend the universe.

 

Let's write a complaint.